😺 Evade Catvade Update (April Fools’ 2025) – Cats, Seals & Total Chaos!
By Paquito Jr Conde | June 20, 2025
🐾 The Catvade Update dropped on April 1, 2025, and it turned Roblox Evade upside down—in the best way possible! For 48 hours, players were morphed into silly cats and seals, the UI got a goofy makeover, maps were hilariously warped, and Nextbots went full-on weird. With surprise skins, creepy sound effects, and limited-time codes, this April Fools' event was one of the most memorable in Evade history. 🎉
😺 Evade Catvade Update (April Fools' 2025)
🗓 Date: April 1–2, 2025
Here's a full and funny breakdown of everything added in Evade’s Catvade April Fools' event. Expect cats, chaos, and quirky updates all around! 🐾
🐱 Core Additions
- Everyone becomes a Cat or Seal! 🐈⬛🦭
- UI Madness: New silly textures, Minecraft-style hearts ❤️, swapped token/point labels, and goofy tips.
- Omni-Man Takeover: All player faces replaced with Omni-Man’s face! 😠
🎭 Item Skins & Emotes
Available free with the "Fooled" badge or purchasable (30–40 points):
- 💨 Whoopee Cushion Mine
- 🍌 Banana Split Pad
- 🎪 Circus Barrier
🌀 Map Changes & Procedural Chaos
- 🔀 Experimental Procedural Generation (like DOORS!)
- 🌊 Dozens of maps were altered: flooded, tilted, stretched, texture-swapped, or stripped of key features.
- Examples: Abstract with no lasers, Desert Bus covered in lava/grass, Four Corners turned into a narrow hallway.
🧩 UI & Visual Glitches
- 💡 Silly loading texts, UI tips, and “charged” Minecraft hearts.
- 📸 Random meme images appear when you’re downed.
- 📦 Nextbots look like squashed rectangles and sound... extra weird.
📢 Other Oddities
- 🔊 Screamer audio boost: Nextbots scream even more creepily now!
- 📐 Squashed image sizes for Nextbots and weird taunt sounds.
🎁 Limited-Time Codes
Only worked during or right after the event — most are expired now!
barrierbroke— 40 points 🧱gullible— 30 points 🪙
📊 Summary Table
| Category | Highlights |
|---|---|
| Character Skins | Cat/Seal avatars, Omni‑man faces |
| UI Overhaul | April-Fools textures, token/point swap, Minecraft hearts |
| Map Tweaks | Procedural gen, lava/grass textures, twisted layouts |
| Sound & Visuals | Screamer audio, squashed visuals, meme image effects |
✅ TL;DR
The Catvade update is a wild April Fools' event that transforms players into cats or seals 🐱🦭, revamps the game UI into a silly mess 🎨, wrecks maps in hilarious ways 🗺️, and fills your screen with glitchy fun 🤪. Whether you're laughing at the Omni-man faces or dodging lava in a twisted bus station — this short-lived event brought total chaos and fun!